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I bet Wanzerfan is spending the whole weekend watching Never Say Never.
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A few things: 1. It's Ledger, NOT "Leger". 2. The name Jack Napier was only used in the 1989 Batman film and Batman: The Animated Series. The Joker in The Dark Knight had no real name. Get your facts straight before making a post. Now go stand on the corner and eat your shoe!
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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid Syfy/The Asylum, 2011 Directed by Mary Lambert (Pet Sematary) Running Time: 90 minutes Rated TV-14 for graphic violence, strong language and suggestive drug use in the part of everyone involved. Cast Debbie Gibson (best known for her hit songs "Foolish Beat" and "Lost in Your Eyes") as Dr. Nikki Riley Tiffany (best known for her version of "I Think We're Alone Now") as Ranger Terry O'Hara A Martinez as Dr. Diego Ortiz Kathryn Joosten (Karen in Desperate Housewives, Dolores in The West Wing) as Angie Micky Dolenz (of The Monkees) as Himself Arden Cho (some hot Korean chick) as Gia Harmony Blossom as some random hot chick that appears in nearly every Asylum movie Synopsis Animal rights activist Dr. Nikki Riley and her team steal dozens of exotic pythons from a house and set them free into the Florida Everglades, not knowing that the snakes grow to alarming sizes due to the change of climate. In a matter of days, the pythons pose a threat to the Everglades, as they kill and eat every alligator, person and animal in their path. After losing her fiance to a python attack, Park Ranger Terry O'Hara feeds a pack of alligators with steroid-laced chickens. This doesn't help the situation at all, as the gargantuan reptiles are now a danger to the entire state of Florida. Lowdown Mega Python vs. Gatoroid is everything you expect from a movie produced by The Asylum: an unoriginal plot, horrible acting, laughable special effects and a bunch of has-beens top-billing the cast list. And that's about it. If you've seen Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, you're not missing much. But then again, you're not watching this movie to see some poorly-rendered CG snakes and alligators fighting each other. You're in it to see the other fight: Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany. Yes, it's the two former '80s pop idols who used to grace the covers of your sister's Bop and Tiger Beat magazines - long before you got their issues of Playboy. Today, Tiffany (now 39) is a bit chubby and sporting some implants, while Debbie is surprisingly hot for 40. And that leads us to a cat fight that puts WWE Diva matches to complete shame. Vince McMahon should sign these two ASAP! Lady Gaga and Katy Perry better take note of this movie, as this is probably what they'll end up doing 20 years from now. Rating: C; D- (without the cat fight) Links The Asylum's Official Mega Python vs. Gatoroid Homepage Mega Python vs. Gatoroid @ Syfy References The Internet Movie Database
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Wow... I'm very impressed by the trailer. It makes up for the last two X-Men movies that were total crap.
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if you want a new kitchen.
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The WWE and Pro-Wrestling Thread 2
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Not really. Marky Mark has become a fairly respectable actor now. Snow does reggae, not rap. I'd give Cena the nickname Eminem, but he doesn't deserve that.- 715 replies
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All Things Video Games Thread: II
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Time for some bad news. At least EA is keeping Rock Band. For now... Activision Axes Guitar Hero and True Crime -
All Things Video Games Thread: II
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Wow... I'm so excited. Especially since that was announced over five months ago. -
I don't think Death appreciates being associated with RT.
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I agree with Lynx - the mod looks cool, but is probably not very useful in a Nerf war. BTW, has anyone here tried the TRU Air Zone Punisher Gatling Blaster? Here's another competitor: the Dart Zone Gatling Blaster.
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Maybe because you misspelled Devastator.
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The Transformers 3 Thread--A Michael Bay Thread
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UA-01 Jetwing Optimus Prime - A Japan-exclusive Leader Class figure priced at Y12,000. Possibly a more accurate Jetpower Prime (with just Jetfire's parts)? -
Peaugh's review is up. At least his is still intact.
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After watching it again, I realized there's just one thing Robb Pratt should do: a Superman/Iron Giant crossover.
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The 1940s Superman series by Max Fleischer will always be the best Superman cartoon ever made (sorry, but Bruce Timm's version can't hold a candle to it), but this new fan-made animation comes very close. It even features the voice of John Haymes Newton (from season 1 of the 1980s Superboy TV series) as Clark Kent. Robb Pratt's Official Site
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The Transformers 3 Thread--A Michael Bay Thread
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Uhhh... no. Armada Prime has absolutely no excuse, as that figure came out two years after RiD Prime (Super Fire Convoy). -
The Transformers 3 Thread--A Michael Bay Thread
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Hopefully, when Hasbro/Paramount/DreamWorks do a reboot, we'll no longer have that problem. -
The Transformers 3 Thread--A Michael Bay Thread
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I don't know if anyone saw this clip before the first movie came out, but here's one of the funniest parts of Clerks II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVAc0pgnOw -
The MW Automotive Thread Quattro SpecV
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Too bad it's for the Chrysler 200, which, like its predecessor the Sebring, will forever be relegated to rental fleet status. -
The Transformers 3 Thread--A Michael Bay Thread
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Not like the actual Armada Prime was a good toy in the first place. Energon Prime is only worse. -
Fallback is a repaint of ROTF Brawn and is supposed to be a new version of the G1 character Outback.
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The MW Automotive Thread Quattro SpecV
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Amen to that. Nowadays, the major car manufacturers insist on putting those flappy paddle shifters on just about any car. For example, why would a Toyota Corolla need one? Even worse are the lame alternatives to flappy paddle shifters, such as the button shifters behind the steering wheel of the new Camaro A/T. -
The WWE and Pro-Wrestling Thread 2
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I knew I forgot something over the past week. Here are the results of WWE's first PPV of 2011: Royal Rumble 2011 World Heavyweight Championship - No Spear Allowed Edge def. Dolph Ziggler to retain the title. WWE Heavyweight Championship The Miz def. Randy Orton WWE Divas Championship - Fatal Four-Way Eve def. Natalya, Layla and Michelle McCool to become the new champion. The Royal Rumble Order of Entry 1. CM Punk 2. Daniel Bryan 3. Justin Gabriel 4. Zak Ryder 5. William Regal 6. Ted DiBiase, Jr. 7. John Morrison 8. Yoshi Tatsu 9. Husky Harris 10. Chavo Guerrero 11. Mark Henry 12. JTG 13. Michael McGillicutty 14. Chris Masters 15. David Otunga 16. Tyler Reks 17. Vladimir Kozlov 18. R-Truth 19. The Great Khali 20. Mason Ryan 21. Booker T 22. John Cena 23. Hornswoggle 24. Tyson Kidd 25. Heath Slater 26. Kofi Kingston 27. Jack Swagger 28. King Sheamus 29. Rey Mysterio 30. Wade Barrett 31. Dolph Ziggler 32. Diesel 33. Drew McIntyre 34. Alex Riley 35. The Big Show 36. Ezekiel Jackson 37. Santino Marella 38. Alberto Del Rio 39. Randy Orton 40. Kane The Royal Rumble Order of Elimination 1. Justin Gabriel, by Daniel Bryan 2. Zack Ryder, by Bryan 3. William Regal, by Ted DiBiase, Jr. 4. Chavo Guerrero, by Mark Henry (a.k.a. Sexual Chocolate) 5. Yoshi Tatsu, by Sexual Chocolate 6. JTG, by Michael McGillicutty 7. DiBiase, by Husky Harris and McGillicutty 8. Bryan, by CM Punk (a.k.a. Pepsi Boy) 9. Chris Masters, by Pepsi Boy 10. John Morrison, by Pepsi Boy 11. Sexual Chocolate, by Harris, McGillicutty, David Otunga and Pepsi Boy 12. Tyler Reks, by Pepsi Boy 13. Vladimir Kozlov, by Pepsi Boy 14. R-Truth, by Pepsi Boy 15. Harris, by The Great Khali 16. Khali, by Mason Ryan 17. Booker T, by Ryan 18. Ryan, by John Cena 19. Otunga, by Vanilla Ice 20. McGillicutty, by Vanilla Ice 21. Pepsi Boy, by Vanilla Ice 22. Tyson Kidd, by Vanilla Ice 23. Heath Slater, by Vanilla Ice 24. Hornswoggle, by King Sheamus 25. Jack Swagger, by Rey Mysterio 26. Diesel, by Wade Barrett 27. Dolph Ziggler, by The Big Show 28. Alex Riley, by Vanilla Ice and Kofi Kingston 29. Drew McIntyre, by Show 30. Show, by Ezekiel Jackson 31. Kingston, by Randy Orton 32. Sheamus, by Orton 33. Jackson, by Kane 34. Kane, by Mysterio 35. Mysterio, by Barrett 36. Vanilla Ice, by The Miz (non-participant; just a run-in) 37. Barrett, by Orton 38. Orton, by Alberto Del Rio 39. Santino Marella, by Del Rio 2011 Royal Rumble Winner: Alberto Del Rio This is not a misprint - Booker T and Diesel are back in the WWE. Also, as of this year's event, the Rumble now has 40 participants (instead of 30), each entering at a 90-second interval (no longer 2 minutes).- 715 replies
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Nope, it's an official Stan Bush video. At least it's more "creative" than his video for " ".
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Nice paint job on the Barrel Break, dude. And that crossbar replacement looks perfect.