Uh, Bungie is owned by Microsoft. I'm sure that'll happen.
Point is guys, if you think the 360 sucks so much... don't buy it. Pretty much everyone here is happy with their 360, so I don't really understand what you're trying to do. Gutsandcasca, that sucks that youre system broke. Sometimes sh!t happens in life, you'll be a happier person in the long run if you don't take it so personally.
In other, less troll-focused topics, I managed to get into the Halo 3 press event this Friday. Not sure what all will be unveiled, but it's looking like it should be a cool event.