LOL!
One suggestion, perhaps Agent One should not be allowed to attend, or if he does, all door knobs should be removed prior to his arrival, to avoid any err....embarrasing incidents
I can just see it now: -
Mari: Eww...what is that guy doing to that door knob over there? OMG that's sick, I'm outta here".
Graham
nah. she will see the greatness that is agent 1 and wish she was the doorknob.