In case you missed it:
The following takes place between 9PM and 10PM...
9:04 PM: Tony: Michelle, I think we have to tell Audrey that Jacks missing because they’re involved…
Michelle: WTF? Audrey’s married!?!
Tony: That reminds me. I got this girl back at my pad… what’d would you say if you and me make it interesting?
9:05 PM: Tony: Curtis we have to torture Beiruz to get the info about Marwan.
Curtis: Lemme see, first we tortured Heller’s son for no reason… then it was Sarah for no reason… awww, schucks, we gotta get it right this time… no problem Tony!
9:11 PM: Michelle: I need to know that Jack’s alive.
Marwan: I’ll put him on…
Jack: I’M IN AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE IN DOWNTOWN L.A.!!!
Michelle: Gee, thanks Jack! Like that helps.
9:17 PM: Fake Pilot: The jet’s OK to fly…
Chief: What was wrong with it?
Fake Pilot: The BP8 was broken, had to get a replacement.
9:42 PM: Tony: Audrey, how’s Paul?
Audrey: We don’t know yet.
Tony: Look, Jack’s about the only friend I have left. But if Paul and him don’t make it, how about you, me, Michelle and the girl I have back home make it more interesting?
9:53 PM: Beiruz: You guy’s don’t care about me. You think I’m a terrorist.
Curtis: I don’t think you a terrorist Bruce…
Beiruz: My name is BEI-RUZ! Not Bruce!!!
Curtis: Oh… hmmm… that’s more of a terrorist name…
Next week on 24: we promise you a twist so big, it’ll change everything!!!
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