In case you missed it:
The following takes place between 10PM and 11PM...
10:03 PM: BANG BANG!!! BRAKABRAKABRAKABRAKABRAKA. POW POW POW! RATATATATATATATAT! snikt snikt snikt! BANG BANG BANG! Get your men out!!! KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM!!!
10:12 PM: Jack: What's going to happen within the next hour!?!
Terrorist: ASDFGHJKL! ack!
10:18 PM: Doctor: I doubt he can get it up again...
Audrey: ...
10:25 PM: Tony: Chloe, how long has whathisface been working for division?
Chloe: Six Months.
Tony: Where was he before.
Chloe: Seattle.
Tony: Seattle?
Chloe: Duh... that's where Michelle was while you were in Jail... ZOMG! you think he's been banging her? C'mon Tony I can see it in your face. You think he's been banging her!!!
10:27 PM: Agent Drake: FBI! I'm coming in and I have no partner!!!
10:30 PM: President Pierson: Well, it looks like I'm gonna die soon, so I have to show I have a personal life.
Kevin: I love you dad...
10:41 PM: Tony: Michelle, when were you gonna tell me?
Michelle: Never, cuz it's none of your business...
Tony: Were you sleeping with him while we were still married?
Michelle: None. Of. Your. Business!
Chloe: OMG... he WAS banging her!
10:47 PM: CTU Red Shirt: hey I found a hard drive!
Fake Agent Drake: good work.
CTU Red Shirt: ASDFGHJKL! ack!
10:55 PM: Michelle: Sir we have reason to belive that Airforce One will be under attack from a stolen US Jet Fighter.
President Pierson: Don't worry my 4 escort jets will protect me.
10:59 PM: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!