Hold on, I'm still tending to the funeral attendees-that aviation fuel is nasty stuff...
According to sources my unit suffered a "hardware failure," signified by 3 red flashing lights-all of which tempted me to smash the thing to pieces with every flash. I haven't actually powered my unit on since I picked up DOA4 about a week ago. I turned it on this morning, and about 2 minutes into the game startup the video and audio just blanked out. 3.6 hours on the phone with Team Xbox of Afghanistan (that's what the accent indicated), I was given specifc instructions to fly a plane into Microsoft's main HQ-No! I mean return the unit for an exchange or repair.
In other, less important news, MS has admitted that they will miss their 360 sales target, and now has a new one aimed at selling 4-5 million units by June. This has been attributed to the lack of hardware to sell (duh). 3 more Chinese factories are being commissioned to help with the production, but like my last date said to me in my room: too little, too late...
Hey Mike, can I borrow yours? It'll only be for a couple of weeks, or so...