Yeah, really...
Anyway, I'm glad that out of all of the guys here at MW I'm the one to have a problem with my unit, as my interest had summarily died off and I wasn't playing nearly as much as some of you. I can afford to wait for a replacement which, I'm told, shouldn't be more than a few weeks.
Another idea popped up though: wouldn't I be able to exchange this thing at the Target I purchased it from? Assuming of course, that I could happen to catch them in stock I should be able to just exchange it-we're nowhere near 90 days on this thing...
I will really miss watching sweet, innocent, bouncy Hitomi, though...