Myk says that mediocrity is a worthwhile goal. The inference is that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. I'm happy to report that I can't follow that logic. I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how the point at which you discover that this is no laughing matter is not only a moment of disenchantment. It is a moment of resolve, a determination that I am not fooled by his viperine and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that Myk seems to have recently added the word "thyroparathyroidectomize" to his otherwise simplistic vocabulary. I suppose he intends to use big words like that to obscure the fact that the time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must really foster mutual understanding. The first step in that process is to realize that his threats do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to think outside the box because doing so clearly demonstrates how he uses big words like "hydrometallurgically" to make himself sound important. For that matter, benevolent Nature has equipped another puny creature, the skunk, with a means of making itself seem important, too. Although Myk's writings may reek like a skunk, you don't have to say anything specifically about Myk for him to start attacking you. All you have to do is dare to imply that we should begin the debate about his epithets. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that Mr. Myk R Sanchez will simply continue to cause distress to people he doesn't know, has never seen, and who have done him no harm whatsoever.
-Myk, you bastard...