I've kissed two.
Bottom line is that "real" women aren't worth the hassle. I "PITY" the blokes out there that are "trapped" in "real" relationships with "real" women who, when they aren't tending to the needs of their men, are but a nuisance, two instances away from having their heads smashed into a wall. There's nothing wrong with indulging in a little wishful thinking, as long as it doesn't head in the direction of Baltar and 6 in the new BSG.
Now if you don't mind, Aya Brea, Tifa, Mai Shiranui and I are going to take a long, hot bath together...